For Emry's third and final prezzie...


Dearest Emry,

Befittting our life straight out of a sitcom, your third and final prezzie deserves a soundtrack…

  • Turn up the media volume on your phone. Like, a lot.
    (Probably not all the way. But you know, loud enough to hear.)

  • Play the track below while Jer dicks around in the bedroom for a minute:

Merry Christmas ;-)